Jealousy

Jealousy: that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.

--Havelock Ellis

Terror Humor

"Osama Bin Laden – 9/11 mastermind; cave-dweller; last remaining user of audio cassettes" 

-Paul Carr

Don't You Miss Dan?

"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

-- Dan Quayle

Yesteryear

Nostalgia is a seductive liar.

--George Ball

December 30, 2009

Do not forget the most important lesson from tonight: Robb Akey is a gravel-voiced badass. Kudos, mustache warrior.

- @edsbs