It's true, the internet cant do that.

"Times sure have changed. I remember the good ol' days when you guys had to hide all of your sticky porn mags in secret places, fearing that someone would discover them. Now it's all just a bunch of 1s and 0s on your hard drive, or floating somewhere in cyber space.

Now if someone walks in on you, your porn can vanish instantly with the click of a button . It's too bad you still haven't figured out a way to yank your pants up that fast yet. ;-)"

--SheilaNoya